I never had a real girl friend or friends. Every time I go on a 1st date I tell them about myself, my hobbies, what I like to do and what I’m looking for. Then I never hear from them again! There that stuck up and mean to where they cant give me a chance!They go after the bad boys no problem then they wonder why they get hurt, because they asked for it. Or they’ll date, marry a guy just for his job, house or money. I guess when the guy losses his job or house its time to break up and move on, isn’t that right? Women go after guys for all the wrong reasons.
Gee, a guy who talks about himself all through the first date. How could anyone ever not want more of that?
Love makes you do CRAZY shit. Ive been in, embarrass your self type of love. I fucked over my ex and I would have done anything to get her back, even this…well at the time. But I learned and I moved on. She said no and I said okay …. Love makes you do crrrrrrrrrraaaaaaazzzzzyyyyyyyy shit . I mean damn people slash tires stalk and hack Facebook’s they travel a thousand miles and get tattoos and make sex tapes and shit. And then they realize that was BALLS CRAZY. I’m fucking nuts but now I’m old and humble and appreciative of good things. He’s young and immature and TRYING. But cool boo. I’ll unfollow . But ask your self how far would you go to save a relationship that you thought was your destiny…. Even though its not. This is the type of shit that turns young boys into men. They learn that you can’t undo choices you. You can’t undo mistakes . And when you have her you better keep her because when she says its over its over.
Stay real though #unfollow
good job, you’re also a crazy stalker, and that apparently “turns you into a man”
thank god I’m not one, i’d kill myself since now “man” seems to equal “psychopath who can’t leave a woman alone when she says to do so”
and it’s clear from everything you wrote that you actually think this is something men need to be doing to women, so all I can say is that I hope someone crazy like this dude stalks YOUR ass to see how you like it, you big piece of shit
also see how many fucks i give about stalkers unfollowing me, that just means i done protected myself from a crazy dick
Women are not the objects of a game of Capture the Flag.
“Good morning New York. I’m sorry to bother you. I’m not hungry. I do not want food or money, I just need a little support. I got dumped last week and I’m trying to give her space but I can’t do nothing. If you have any words of advice for me, a quote that resonates with you or a story about second chances, please raise your hand and I’ll come to you. I have sharpie markers and I’ll stay as long as it takes.”
I normally do not reblog this kind of shit, but for any dude that has ever been dumped, still in love and desperately tried to win her heart back, no matter the circumstance…this is legit shit. And do not give me that bullshit “dude, if she dumped you she obviously doesnt want to be with you, just get over it, you pathetic asshole”…First of all, fuck you. Second of all, fuck you.
Your comments are the epitome of rape culture and everything that is wrong with concept of friend-zoning. Fuck you. Like actually fuck you, you entitled piece of shit. Women owe you NOTHING. Women do know what they want, and if they dump you it IS because they don’t want to be with you. Stop perpetuating the sexist assumption that women don’t know their own mind. No means no, and any other interpretation is rape culture at work. You and your commentary can actually fuck off.
As for the OP: I’m speechless. “I’m trying to give her space, but I’m walking around with her face on a sandwich board and I’m convincing everyone that she’s the horrible person here and I’m so unfairly victimised.” Cool story, bro. Tell me more about how you’re irresistible and why everyone should want to be with you.
This is the reddest of flags.
Dear girl on billboard: Change the locks, change your number, and stay safe.
gee i wonder why she broke up with him.
I need to be his friend;
“Whoa. Slow down.
Where are you going with that fucking sign?”
Come here, sit your ass down, let me tell you something. Boy, that this shit ain’t going to bring her back. Where do you think you are, in the third act of a 80s Cusack movie?
That’s so fucking Hollywood, son. Here in the real world, you get restraining orders put out against you and women put 9-1-1 on speed dial and start sleeping with butcher knives under their pillows, just in case a motherfucker wants to try something.
I know you love her and you want to show her how much you care, but this ain’t the fucking way to do it. Trust me, I’ve been where you trying to go and let me tell you, Junior,
you on the Highway To Hell right about now.
Boy, you want some advice? Here it is:
The best thing that you can do for her and for you is to respect her wishes. You say you giving her space, shit, you need me to get you dictionary so you can look up what that means?
Because your definition of “space” is the rest of the worlds definition of “obsession”. Cut that shit out.
She doesn’t want to be with you, for whatever reason (allow me to re-cap, you going on subway trains, showing her picture to people y’all don’t even know might be one MAJOR reason) and that is her choice and one that she is totally entitled to. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to be with someone who isn’t feeling me the same way that I’m into them…or in your case, on that same level of fucking crazy.
Go throw that damn sign in the trash and, if you must, go mourn, put on some sad love songs and lay in bed for a few days, wallow in that funk if you must but after a while, get your ass up and get your shit together, Chauncey.
If it’s meant to be, it will be, but if she doesn’t come back, dude, that’s life. Put a “H” on your chest and HANDLE that. (I got that line from a song by a group called EX-GIRLFRIEND…see what I did there?)
Now git, you crazy motherfucker, you! I’m going to IHOP and get me one of them omelets with some flapjacks.”
I dated a guy who would have done something like this if I were into Cusack films. I’m not, so when we broke up he drugged me & kidnapped me. This shit isn’t cute. It’s terrifying.
“If you bitch about being friendzoned, you’re automatically a douche, because you’re making the assumption that a woman should be grateful enough for your attention to immediately jump on your dick and worship you forever. “
— All these stupid bitches. :)
Wonderful sexist language, nutsack. Wanna try to offend more people. (PS: You’re acting like a “Nice Guy” piece of shit, and your comment stinks worse than a jock-strap after football practice, thus the nutsack comment.)
Automatically a douche? YOU, by stating this, are automatically a fucking, prejudgemental, bitch.
Actually, no, I’m not. What I am is a someone who’s had guys pursue them and, after expressing no interest, have them continue being a “Nice Guy” (TM) to try and get in my pants. I don’t prejudge people. I base my opinions on dealing with asshats like you.
What if you are deeply in love with a girl and sure to worship her forever?
Then you’re already dating her, in which case, this statement doesn’t apply to you.
Then, if you are trying to be nice and kind to her, but she doesn’t like you and says you are better as friends, aren’t you being friendzoned?
There’s a difference between agreeing to be friends, and pursuing her with the express intent of getting in her pants, which is what being “friendzoned” is. Learn your fucking terminology, douchefuck.
Are you being a douche for loving someone and being nice to them?
See above fucking comment, dipshit
FUCK OFF! Dumb bitches, I’m sick of you.
And we’re sick of assholes like you. Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to present to you the Nice Guy, embodied and packaged:
http://lemoons.tumblr.com/post/20600121571/i-was-thinking-and-realized-that-she-always-loved
http://lemoons.tumblr.com/post/20775456571/well-i-guess-it-turned-out-good
Seriously, don’t take your problems with “her” out on the rest of us. Whoever “she” is, she wasn’t interested.
Let me break down your one post:
She doesn’t understand. I was not asking for anything in return for my being nice. I wasn’t spending my time trying to “get” her. I wanted her, that is why I was spending my time.
Which means you were being nice to “get her”. You contradict yourself, asshole.
I wanted her, that is why I was nice. What do you do when you are in love with a person?
YOU FUCKING TELL THEM. You don’t sit there and try to get with her by being nice, you fucking say something. Women are not fucking mind readers. Make your fucking intentions clear.
Aren’t you trying to be nice, to ask for relationship, something? And when they refuse and says “let’s better be friends”, isn’t that a friendzone?
No, it’s called she isn’t fucking interested, deal with it. Just because you’re nice doesn’t mean she needs to accept your advances. Just because you’re nice doesn’t mean she has to fucking date you.
And that’s OK. Except I don’t want to be friends. I don’t want to see her fucking around with some other guy. I don’t… want anything in the world then.
“She didn’t want to be with me, but I’m not okay with that, so I’m going to attack women who bitch about guys LIKE ME.”
Take your Nice Guy (TM) syndrome, and shove it up your ass.
Gonna throw this post up again a couple times.
The friendly reminder that “girls are not machines you put kindness coins into until sex falls out!” is going around and the posts are meeting some backlash from - surprise! - men who are butthurt that no one will date their entitled asses and wish women would just understand that it hurts them when we make our own decisions, instead of just exchanging sex for flowers and compliments like they want us to, crey crey, sulk sulk, fap fap.
Blech. (Can you tell how impressed I am? Hint: not in the slightest.)
So here you go, apply as needed to dashboards infected with whiney pustules of unchecked privilege.
http://slutwalksignideas.tumblr.com/post/15445278891/friend-zone-sexism
How do I possibly like this more, it seems impossible.
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
OH REALLY? Well, you’re obviously a girl who was on the receiving end of showers of gifts and kindness. Me? I was the one showering a girl with love and kindness. You didn’t put in the work, and invest your heart and soul into someone only to have it crushed and destroyed. You were the destroyer. You took it all an you took it for granted. Well guess what? The reason guys like me do all we do for you is because we genuinely like heartbreakers like you, so we put all of our time and effort into making you feel the same way. We wake up in the morning wondering what we can do to make you feel the same as we do,and how we can make you just as happy with us as we are with you. And then, you turn around and say “I just want to be friends”. Well here’s the deal: we don’t. If we just wanted a friend, you would have been treated like a friend, and not like a girlfriend. We treat you the way we want to be treated, we want to be your significant other so we treat you as ours. But, how do girls like you return our love and devotion? The heart crushing FRIEND ZONE! Obviously, we did what we did because you are single, and want to fill that gap, well in choosing not to date us, you’re saying that we aren’t good enough, that compared to NO ONE, we are inferior. You’re telling us that with all we do for you, we are less than NOTHING. Does any guy in his right mind really want to be in a friendship with a girl who thinks that he is less than nothing? No, they don’t. And that’s why we go on about how you’re a heartless demon who sucks the joy out of our lives with the terrible friend zone, BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE. And we go on to say that girls don’t like nice guys BECAUSE THEY DON’T. All you want is a hot guy. If you really dated nice guys, you wouldn’t go after and like the fucking douchebags that you do. If anyone is misogynist, it’s those assholes that you chase after because they’re hot. So don’t you dare say that we are in the wrong, we are not the bad guys, we are the good guys who provide all the gifts, who try to be the knight in shining armor. You know who you are? The cold, miserable bitch who turns him away and says, “no thanks, but i’m waiting for a better knight to rescue me from my tower. Until then you can ride around the base and give me stuff! Yay for friendship”. NO. You’re wrong. You are at fault for whatever response it is that you don’t like, because you created it. I hope you stay single forever becuse you probably have no idea what you have till it’s long gone and pissed off.
______________________________________________________________
Let’s chat.
OH REALLY?
YA REALLY.
Well, you’re obviously a girl who was on the receiving end of showers of gifts and kindness.
Well there’s your first mistake.
Me? I was the one showering a girl with love and kindness.
And there’s your second.
You didn’t put in the work, and invest your heart and soul into someone only to have it crushed and destroyed.
Well you’re 100% right about that, I’ve never felt the need to shower girls that had no romantic interest in me with romantic favours. How is that a good idea?
You were the destroyer. You took it all an you took it for granted.
Once again, quite wrong. But this brings up an interesting little personality trait you have: without knowing anything about me, not even my sex or gender identity, you already started attacking myperceived identity as a woman and began applying your own remarkably incorrect judgements. If you fly off the handle with misogynistic accusations and personal attacks at someone that you don’t even have the slightest bit of information about I feel somewhat afraid for every woman you pass on the street and the assumptions you cast on them that have spawned undoubtedly from your psychosis.
Well guess what? The reason guys like me do all we do for you is because we genuinely like heartbreakers like you, so we put all of our time and effort into making you feel the same way.
This is so fucking creepy. Who “made” you like the girls you obsess over? Where you somehow coerced into “loving” them or did it just happen naturally? Do you really think you can “make” someone romantically interested in you if they aren’t? There’s a little thing called consent, and it doesn’t just apply to sex. If a girl isn’t consenting to your advances you back the fuck off. She isn’t interested. Not because you’re “too nice” (but maybe because you’re a fucking creep) but becauseshe doesn’t feel the same way about you as you do about her and guess what that’s just how life is sometimes.
We wake up in the morning wondering what we can do to make you feel the same as we do,and how we can make you just as happy with us as we are with you.
See above. If a girl you were really uninterested in (unlikely considering your level of desperation) but I mean you REALLY didn’t like her just showered you with attention would that actually make you fall madly in love with her?
And then, you turn around and say “I just want to be friends”. Well here’s the deal: we don’t.
Woah there. You want to date someone but you don’t want to be friends with them? That’s fucked up. I mean, they can be your fuckbuddy (once again unlikely as they clearly hate you) but you can’t have that healthy of a relationship with someone you don’t want as a friend. My partner is my best friend. Every day I talk to her and she lights up my motherfucking world. You don’t want a girlfriend. You hate women. You hate women and they scare you and you want to fuck them and own them so they can’t hurt your wittle feelings anymore. Grow the fuck up. Fuck you and everyone like you you misogynistic scum.
If we just wanted a friend, you would have been treated like a friend, and not like a girlfriend.
See above. Also, fuck you.
We treat you the way we want to be treated, we want to be your significant other so we treat you as ours.
Now this is extremely creepy. Notice the very rapist-like train of thought. You cannot force yourself onto others. If they do not want you they do not want you.
But, how do girls like you return our love and devotion? The heart crushing FRIEND ZONE!
So what you’re saying is, basically, you think because you’re some super obsessive really creepy really misogynistic guy that throws candy and flowers at them that they owe you something in return? They aren’t asking you for this*. This is your choice. You’re setting yourself up for disappointment.
*Even if they did ask you to throw candy and flowers at them they still don’t own you anything. Accept maybe money back for the flowers. Absolutely nothing fucking else.
Obviously, we did what we did because you are single, and want to fill that gap, well in choosing not to date us, you’re saying that we aren’t good enough, that compared to NO ONE, we are inferior.
Nope, nope, nopity-nope. Women are -check this- human beings. They like to have friends in their lives and they simply made the unfortunate mistake of thinking you were one. You are not their friend. She does not have to date you just because you watch movies together. She just thought you were cool and could hang out. By the way, compared to a decent human being you are inferior and if you haven’t figured out why yet I strongly advise you start reading this again.
You’re telling us that with all we do for you, we are less than NOTHING.
You’re the one that only does “nice” things because he wants a reward. From what I’ve read the nicest thing you’ve done is not raped anyone. It’s like you’re asking for a fucking award for not raping them.
Does any guy in his right mind really want to be in a friendship with a girl who thinks that he is less than nothing? No, they don’t. And that’s why we go on about how you’re a heartless demon who sucks the joy out of our lives with the terrible friend zone, BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE.
Protip: people generally don’t date people that refer to them as “The heartless demon who will suck the joy out of their life with the terrible friend zone” it really isn’t seen as great behavioural subtext in a possible partner.
And we go on to say that girls don’t like nice guys BECAUSE THEY DON’T.
Funny, I’ve never had any problems finding a partner. And a lot of my friends are dating the absolute best dudes. I’ve become friends with really great guys through them. So, no. You’re dead wrong. Also, you aren’t a nice guy at all. You’re a “nice guy.” Oh yeah also I have a lot of friends that are women but guess what I am actually their friend.
All you want is a hot guy. If you really dated nice guys, you wouldn’t go after and like the fucking douchebags that you do.
It’s funny because you keep saying “you” which means that these are all directed at me. It makes reading things like this really funny.
If anyone is misogynist, it’s those assholes that you chase after because they’re hot.
Hmm, nope. Still you. Trust me.
So don’t you dare say that we are in the wrong, we are not the bad guys, we are the good guys who provide all the gifts, who try to be the knight in shining armor.
You think really highly of yourself. Every single thing you’ve ever done for a woman was motivated by your desire to fuck her. Not because she was nice. Not because you like her as a human being.Not because you wanted to make her happy. Not even because she was pretty. But because you think of women as objects and because you think you can buy them. No. Fuck no. Getting a woman a gift does not mean she should have sex with you. You are incredibly delusional if you think your creepy advances make you a knight of any order.
You know who you are? The cold, miserable bitch who turns him away and says, “no thanks, but i’m waiting for a better knight to rescue me from my tower. Until then you can ride around the base and give me stuff! Yay for friendship”.
I was waiting for you to pull the bitch card. That’s at the top of the “nice guy” deck. Now let me translate your idiocy into something a bit closer to what’s actually happening: “No thanks, I’m not interested in you like that. I would rather have you as a friend. I’m not desperate for romance and I’ll wait until someone I’m attracted to comes along for me to date them. Oh, you bought me Supernatural on blu-ray? Thank you that’s so sweet! You’re such a thoughtful friend I never ask you for anything but you’re always getting me things!”
NO. You’re wrong. You are at fault for whatever response it is that you don’t like, because you created it.
I’m sorry but I couldn’t even make heads or tails of this. What are you talking about?
I hope you stay single forever becuse you probably have no idea what you have till it’s long gone and pissed off.
OH NO WHATEVER SHALL ONE DO WITHOUT A PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ASSHOLE THAT HARBOURS PROFOUND RESENTMENT FOR US IN OUR LIVES? Hahaha. NO. Cry more.
I’m just posting this b/c I’ve got some things to add to it later. Look forward to that, everyone.
This is one of the best things I have ever read on the internet. Hands down.
